PURE SARCASM

But the world is much more interesting with you in it..

Calling the kettle black

So I ask my dad if vodka & apple cider go well for my night cap & he replies: “no. You don’t need a night cap. I’m not drinking, you shouldn’t be drinking.”

NIGGA, TONIGHT you ain’t drinking! Cos I’m using up the last of the booze…..shit. Jealous much.

strangeasanjles:

spinejuice:

NEED

My winter look.

strangeasanjles:

spinejuice:

NEED

My winter look.

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good morning rainy day…

good morning rainy day…

(via psychofactz)

year is 2392
child: mommy i can't sleep
mother: don't worry child. lay down as i sing you this ancient lullaby, passed on through my family for generations
mother: PARTY ROCK IS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT EVERYBODY JUST HAVE A GOOD TIME
yeah, right.

yeah, right.

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I don’t sleep alone. Gnight, Happy.

I don’t sleep alone. Gnight, Happy.