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Calling the kettle black

So I ask my dad if vodka & apple cider go well for my night cap & he replies: “no. You don’t need a night cap. I’m not drinking, you shouldn’t be drinking.”

NIGGA, TONIGHT you ain’t drinking! Cos I’m using up the last of the booze…..shit. Jealous much.

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strangeasanjles:

spinejuice:

NEED

My winter look.

strangeasanjles:

spinejuice:

NEED

My winter look.

(Source: sambasinburn, via mmoldypeach)

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good morning rainy day…

good morning rainy day…

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  • year is 2392
  • child: mommy i can't sleep
  • mother: don't worry child. lay down as i sing you this ancient lullaby, passed on through my family for generations
  • mother: PARTY ROCK IS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT EVERYBODY JUST HAVE A GOOD TIME
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yeah, right.

yeah, right.

(via psychofactz)

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I don’t sleep alone. Gnight, Happy.

I don’t sleep alone. Gnight, Happy.

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